FlusteredDragon

Actually, no. We all take turns stabbing them repeatedly, then we burn them and drink the blood of those freaking adorable polar bears around the blaze.

Probably the weirdest thing to happen to me while on duty was that a male truck driver with a hook hand was hitting on me for like 15 minutes before he finally left (he also smelled like he was Robin Williams' stunt double in the poo scene in R.V.) And well there is speculation, but personally I do not think so.

Well if you really want to know, its about a foot long...

You know I never took the time to check, either way it is quite large and heavy.

On the weekends when no employees are there and I go inside to use the bathroom instead of the lovely port-a-pottie we have, and I look down the aisles I freak myself out thinking somethings/someones there. Also, meeting some very strange truck drivers, like my aforementioned hook-handed fellow.