FleshlightTX

We have a variety of different assholes to chose from.

I actually didn't tell them for a while, but after my mom thought I was working for the mob or something because I was so shady about it I told them both. My dad thought it was the coolest thing ever and my mom was just happy I wasn't selling drugs haha. "Well, there's always money there" they said. - Kenny

Unopened, Unused! Within 90 days or receiving the product. If you call customer service they'll give you the run down. Everything is sealed before we ship it so if we get it back and it's been even slightly tampered with it's immediately destroyed without refund :/ We don't mess around with that used crap!

BWHAHAHHAHAHAH! A true fan! Go back to 4chan you n00b!

Some say she may be the original but there is no proof.