FindingNemosAnus

They sell them for kids. I have one one on the light in my son's room and in the bathroom so he can reach.

Poor guy, beer is such an asshole sometimes. On the plus side, being drunk probably relaxed your body so you were less injured

What's the most interesting thing the internet has taught you so far during your stay?

I think glasses totally suit you.

Probably, but I was talking about light switch extenders :)