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FemtoG1525 karma

Married with Children is that show where as a kid you go "lolol Al Bundy is such a loser wow I know I'll never end up like that" and then you grow up and he's living in a two-story house with a wife that actually wants to fuck and two healthy good looking kids and an amazing dog and consistent employment and you think "this man is living the motherfucking dream" while you sit in your studio apartment alone with nothing to look forward to except your pre-sleep fap.

FemtoG435 karma

Al! Let's have sex.

No Peg.

*flushes toilet

*audience cheers

FemtoG7 karma

Your answers are very thoughtful.

Thanks for sharing.