Feelz32

In the event of an apocalyptic event, would you like to come live in my bunker? We have neither a dwarf nor a blacksmith, so this would kinda kill two birds with one stone. Plus it kinda balances things out since the carpenter is 6'9".

Jack, would you mind rocking out for us real quick? If you rock out, then we can rock out, and I think that would make everyone's day a little better.

Did I just see you in an Eastern Motors commercial? WTF was that?

I already knew that, but I just had to ask. I'll gladly settle for being the weird guy who hangs out at their enclosure for way too long. It's just that after a while, I swear they're inviting me come in, one inparticular.

What are the odds of ever domesticating apes, or at least removing the risk if them going into hulk mode? I realize that would remove part of what I love about chimps, but I just love them so much. Just observing them at the zoo for two hours is no longer doing it for me.