Fedorabro69

M'lady, what method is best employed by a gentleman, of such prodigious intellect as myself, in selecting a female of early breeding age to court via video games?

*a silhouette manifests itself from the shadows until the darkness is banished by the faint glow of an ornate, 7 foot blade resting casually over my shoulder.*

*a crisp chuckle caresses your mind in an awkwardly sexual embrace.*

Such lofty claims from creatures as low as humans usually don't merit a response. For you, I can make an exception.

*smirks condescendingly as I tip the brim of my fedora towards you in a show of challenge.*

Just pray that you don't see me at my full power...

They always feign asthma attacks when I approach them for some reason.

Ever fantasize about re-releasing skyrim?

I wasn't joking. This is the sort of thing that a feminist would do.