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Fat_Dietitian1283 karma

New York City has the highest average step count of all US cities according to fitbit. That's a fact I learned two days ago, and I'm pleased to be able to share it today.

Fat_Dietitian644 karma

Your appearance at the Friars Club shortly after 9/11 and your tweet about the Tsumani are both famously controversial. I respect your commitment to your craft. Did you realize the firestorm these comments would start, and were you debating whether or not to make these jokes before you did?

Fat_Dietitian293 karma

Gilbert, I'm a big fan. You are a famously thrifty man. I love that about you. Can you share with us a story in which you creatively saved money?

Fat_Dietitian165 karma

Would this be hundreds of tiny burritos poured into a bowl and eaten with milk or a standard sized burrito filled with popular brands of cereal?

And which would be harder to eat?

Fat_Dietitian78 karma

You'd fit right in with my family. My aunt once drove 15 minutes back to the grocery store because she didn't get a 10 cent discount on a yogurt. If she wasn't dead, I'd introduce you.