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FarleighChill157 karma

There's quite a few to choose from, because you really run out of things to say very quickly when it's just endless variations of two people fucking. I ended up getting as weird as I could to entertain myself. One of my favourites was this:

As a testament to just how important the couch is to pornography as an art form, these two have taken their leather couch to the top of a cliff where they butt fuck in its honour.

FarleighChill141 karma

Yeah, I've wondered that myself at times. For the most part it's taking writing gigs that already have some groundwork established so that I'm not doing it all myself. Also, as I'm working on a novel I'd like to keep my own name separate for publishing that.

FarleighChill94 karma

Hahah, I can put you in touch if you want some work ;).

One of my favourites that I wrote along those lines (I went through a phase of seeing how many Bs I could get into one description): Bedazzling Busty Blonde Busts Black Balls Brilliantly Being Brutally Boned from Behind.

FarleighChill67 karma

All kinds of things. It was largely catering to a straight market so a lot of usual suspects with bleached hair and big fake breasts, but there were plenty of things that I wasn't expecting as well. On the positive side, There were quite a few trans people or intersex people represented, and on the negative there was a lot of incest fantasies and videos about having sex with sleeping people.

FarleighChill65 karma

I'm male. I didn't have to watch them all, because for each there was a selection of thumbnails provided, but I would watch the videos when the thumbnails were confusing or didn't provide me with enough information to meet the required word count for the description.

In some cases the introductory sections were actually quite well acted yeah, but for the most part it was dreadful and the stories were often very problematic. There were a lot of plots involving blackmailing people into sex because they had been caught doing something illegal.

Seeing that many naked bodies did get arousing at times, but the sheer quantity of it was quite unsettling. It became so commonplace to see outrageous things and I think a lot of the novelty was lost for me. By the end of a day's writing. I was so sick of it.