FarTooLong

I just yelled out to my girlfriend who is in the kitchen,

That's all you needed for my upvote.

Seeing as you devoted your entire life to that paragraph, I feel bad no one's upvoted it. Especially since I once got 1000 karma for saying penis.

This man deserves it, see the top comment. He may have saved OP's (original pooper's) life.

Patiently waiting for an opportunity to strike with my painfully relevant username.

Have you ever cleaned a poopie out of a bus?