FaptainAwesome

You basically just admitted that you would kill the only person who can save us from an alien invasion instead of the man who goes to space, becomes possessed by the demon ship and then gives millions of people nightmares.

Congratulations, doctor, you've doomed humanity.

What was the soonest you had a guy get an STD after getting back from Iraq? I only did one tour as a Hospital Corpsman and literally 1 week after getting back I had a dude with the clap. ONE FUCKING WEEK!

I had a patient a while back who was a WW2 veteran and had been a POW. He had mostly positive things to say about the Wehrmacht soldiers and said they were quite kind when they patched up his wounds (incidentally he had been wounded by shrapnel trying to escape during a march). He was VERY insistent on distinguishing between the Wehrmacht and the Waffen-SS. Pretty sure he said all the SS guys were sadistic cocksuckers who all deserve to burn in hell forever. Though I'm paraphrasing that was basically the gist of it.

Goddamn, at least my guys waited until we got back....

Really? I know a lot of people who don't even know to use a compass