FalcunPaunch

the average gay man has 1100 sexual partners in his lifetime.

God, that would be exhausting.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak!

Fundamentalists will bend over backwards finding hate where there is none, and even further to find love where there is none. The bible is a despicable collection of nonsense laced with hatespeech. There's no love in it, there's no ethical grounding. It's just bullshit.

You cannot "figuratively" interpret biblical law stating the exact punishment for a woman found to be non-virginal on her wedding night. There's no non-literal way to read "if she does x, kill the bitch in public." But apologists will insist that we're the ones who can't read.

If you're talking about where Paul directly condemns "homosexuality," he makes up a word, as none existed in Greek for what he was talking about, but it was some kind of mashup between "to bed" (sexually) and "boy", but the meaning of that is difficult to translate as, again, he made up a word. It could mean pederasty, pedophilia, homosexuality, prostitution, etc.. Other than definitely talking about having sex with young men, the context is difficult to determine.

Start pre-gaming at 5PM on dirt-cheap factory vodka, avoid the local nigh life like the plague - leaving you basically only the shit corner bars, only drink bar specials for one hour a night - and only one or two drinks (tops!), leave the bar by 7 o'clock slightly tipsy and nauseous from the welfare pre-gaming!

Congrats! You just lived like a fucking slob somewhere you don't like!