Fafnirsteeth

Kato,Professor Falconer what is your opinion on the tendency for people to sell 'steampunk' items when they are actually just following the rule of 'Just Glue Some Gears On It (And Call It Steampunk)' to use the title of a rather popular song. Does this annoy you that people are capitalising on ignorance and selling shonky merchandise in the process?

You seem to be quite the juice alchemist, I noticed you mentioned recently that you 'just throw the entire garden through the juicer' so does that mean that you are actually a horticulturalist as well? Since you're about as far from Alan Titchmarsh as you can get.