FaKeShAdOw

Please use this to get ladies

What if you just wore AWESOME glasses? My eyelashes don't do jackshit for the dust problem and they constantly actually fall into my eyeballs anyway, but the glasses are amazing for wind and dust.

I've done this from ages 10 to 18. 2000 ~ 2008 so it's been around for quite a while.

I was basically forced into it by my parents when I was fine with glasses, all because some other same-race girl in my class was also doing it. My mom thought it'd be swell for her daughter to look more "beautiful," because that way she could have something to brag about. I felt like a guinea pig the entire time.

Never again. It made me feel really horrible whenever I lost a lense, or that time my friend at camp SMASHED IT IN MY EYE using a thrown Starburst. A teacher had to help qtip all the pieces and shards out of my eyeball. I'm lucky nothing else happened.

I remember they were like 200 bucks per lense at one point. 400 per set. Lose it down the sink? Better just throw like 200 dollars down the sink grinder. Once my corneas got really scratched up too for no apparent reason so I had to go without them for a week like a blind bat. I remember lots of discomfort. I remember once it suctioned so hard on both of my eyeballs even the little plunger thing didn't work. I had to keep squirting lube into my eyes to get them to budge at all. It left those goddamn red circles on my eyeballs for about an hour before receding.

I went through a bajillion pairs when I was younger, just to keep my corneas in check. I hated every visit. The only cool part about that whole experience is how they put yellow liquid on my eyeballs then shined UV light into my eyes to make them glow.

I use glasses/soft contacts now. I've given up on this stuff because it was that bullshit to me. My boyfriend also convinced me to just throw away the damn things. Soft contacts were so easy in comparison. :/

I use BC pills now which made my eyes a little more sensitive. I'm pretty sure I would have been forced to give up those lenses now.

So I ask... have you ever regretted using them at any point? Do you also use those goddamn plungers? :P

What happens if the person who has to pay doesn't have even a penny, though?

Do they bother his family?

My eyes are probably the greatest shapeshifting superheroes of all time, because I was that uncomfortable!

I should make them do useful things like grab a cup of tea.