FATstuntman

I can attest to zylocaine jelly not working for shit. I had a quarter sized kidney stone that fell into my ureter, effectively blocking my left kidney from passing urine like a drain stopper. They put in a stent when I was under, but took it out when I was awake. They open your urethra and inject this fully syringe of jelly up your dong like they're injecting herbs into a turkey, clamp it up and wait a while. Then they go in deep. I yelled "THE JELLY IS NOT WORKING!" but at that point they already were laying cable and I was screaming with blinding cock pain. They put in in really slow and painfully, but pulled it out super fast, and I shot that zylocaine jelly out of my dick like an unsupervised firehose on full blast. I spent five months bleeding gravel out my dick, culminating in the biggest orgasm (per volume) I have ever had, even if it wasn't actual sperm. Not worth it, worst experience of my life. Motherfucking male urologists should understand cock pain.

Dude, you know my pain and the pain of a million more burning suns. I'm glad you made through it and happy.

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