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Let's do feel good. What's your best feel-good story?

So.... do you not like have to brush your teeth or anything?

Edit: Someone gilded me. I don't know who are, glorious person, but rest assured, your grandma will not go unappreciated tonight!

Wow, I would expect that would be one of the few benefits of not having to eat. And I would be wrong. If it's just your breath, couldn't you just, say, chew gum? I mean since you don't swallow gum anyways and since breath alone wouldn't really affect tooth decay or anything, at least I don't think it would?