EyeMeetsEye

Fun fact, a few months after this story came out I saw it used as a story in a tabloid. It wasn't exact, but it was like "M16s found in Ancient Rome" or something like that.

I love all of your roles big and small, from Breaking Bad to Jon Benjamin Has a Van to Arrested Development and The Birthday Boys.

I would just like to say thank you for being a really funny guy and would like to ask you, where do you get your inspiration from?

Let me see if I can find it. I happened to be flipping through one while bored at work one day and thought the story seemed familiar. I want to say it was in the National Enquirer.

I keep getting calls on my cell phone about winning a free cruise, at least once a week, I think different numbers. Any idea how to get them stopped? It's all automated.

What's the most metal song you play at mass?