Exocytosis

Let me tell you, captgbv, I am not a happy man. But when I reach down and touch my freshly shaved balls and feel that smooth, soft ball skin, I feel a joy I've never known before. It's like touching a very small baby dangling between my legs.

So yes, captgbv, yes you should shave your balls.

What was the biggest misconception you had about the clan/its members before you met them? As in, what surprised you most about them? Sorry, I'm trying to find a way to word this so it doesn't sound like I'm defending them (I'm not), it's just that Klan members tend to be depicted as comic-book style caricatures, and I suspect that the truth is more complex (even if they are ultimately just as bad).