ExiledSenpai

He got it? Very impressive!

Have you ever had fight off bandits with your sword? Or maybe a wild beast?

Racehorse track rider

I have this image in my head of a saddle on the dirt with a person sitting on it. This person is yelling at the dirt to "giddiup."

Do you think you'll ever go public?

I initially read the title as "I am a service dog who will eventually go to a child with autism" and thought this was some sort of April fools thing.