Exducer

This AMA is how they should all go. This guy is boss for doing it so well. Also he's a boss in general.

And will anyone even investigate properly? The constitution might protect their act but that doesn't mean the investigation will go 'well'.

The knife might take the weight off but he'll eat himself fat again in a few years or less. And the damage to his organs won't go away without exercise anyways. The weight being gone will be purely aesthetic.

I can't help but feel like you missed the mark a bit.

Sci-five

I am now less confused.