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Essie_Ecks4 karma

Have you heard the new Veruca Salt album, "Ghost Notes"? It's quite good.

Essie_Ecks-18 karma

I had a dream last night in which I was sitting in the living room of the house I lived in when I was 16. I was on the couch reading a comic book, and there was a knock at the door. I opened the door, and there were three sharks standing there wearing mafia pinstripe suits and fedoras, standing on their tails like they were legs, and holding tommy guns. They were looking at me like they were really angry. So I started running around the entire downstairs of the house trying to escape from these sharks, but they were keeping up pretty well running on their tails. I ran out the back door of the house into the backyard, which is weird because that house didn't have a door into the backyard. So then I was running around the backyard trying to escape the mafia sharks, but they were keeping up. So I dove into the pool, which is weird because that house didn't have a pool, and because jumping into water to escape from sharks is stupid. So of course they're gaining on me, and just as the sharks were about to chomp down on me and gnaw on me like a piece of beef jerky, I woke up. The point of this is that I that dream. Understand? I had a dream.

So what makes Martin Luther King so fucking special?