Erzherzog

Unless you're Arya Stark.

The Count of Monte Cristo

If you ever get a movie, this would be foreshadowing.

#NotAllMen

Do you have any source for this? Any lava professionals to back this up?

There's a local family with ten kids that loves that question. They don't go on vacations, and live relatively frugally, but put all ten kids through college, and are fairly well off.

People think that sacrificing your cruise for the creation another human being is weird and horrible, for some reason.