ErgonomicDouchebag

Yeah but someone rubbed sandpaper on a cricket ball, that's far more important to the public interest. Better spend two weeks going on about that.

Go get the Planet Earth series right now. Or any of his works really. They're all fantastic. Especially baked.

As a man with burnt fingertips from catching pizza fresh from the oven last night, I feel your pain. I caught the sucker but it still ended up all over the floor as I had to drop it straight away. Molten cheese burns are a bitch.

Sorry, I missed order of operations. You need to start with Life in the Freezer to bring the oven to the correct temperature.