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Turkey? White Wine

Rib Roast? Red wine

Not sure? Jack Daniels.

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So you're saying you'd download a car?

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probably 10 inmates out of 1600 have a cell phone that we cannot find.

Ew.

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And the "snuggle" clothes softener rape bear. That was pretty dark.

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"SIR, YOU HAVE TO GET IN THE HELICOPTER! "

"BUT. WHAT ABOUT THE SNOW CONES WE'RE LEAVING BEHIND?!"