Encelados242

Breaking Cosby

Why do I imagine Gob from Arrested Development doing this?

Don't forget to picture this with The Final Countdown playing.

But, where did all of the ladies panties and tampons come from?

Stay safe out there.

I used to deliver pizzas in Portland, Oregon. Once I was chased into a customers apartment by a naked man who was screaming "AM I GOING TO KILL MYSELF?!" The customer opened the door just before the naked guy got to me. I pushed my way in and closed the and locked the door. The naked guy proceeded to punch the door a few dozen times while continuing to scream at the top of his lungs. This went on for about half an hour while I just hung out eating pizza. Eventually the cops showed up. Apparently the naked guy got out through a fire escape and escaped. I finished delivering the rest of my pizzas and went back to work and told my boss. He thought it was hilarious because for any "incident" causing late orders he had to call it in immediately to corporate and give them a code for the type of incident. There was no code for crazy suicidal and violent naked guy chasing the delivery driver.

TL;DR: naked guy high on PCP tried to kill me while delivering pizza.

Hows it going Amir. I'm Iranian-American as well. My dad moved here from Iran for college in the 70s and ended up staying to raise a family (not to mention not being able to go back due to political issues). I ended up being raised around a bunch of other families in the same boat as us - a white mom and an Iranian dad. It now feels like me and all the second generation kids I grew up with are kind of in our own sub-culture - not really Iranians, but not really american (white middle class). Maybe a better way to put is that I would tell a typical american (non-immigrant) that I am Iranian, but if an Iranian were to ask I would feel compelled to explain how I've never been to Iran and I don't speak Farsi, but my Dad is from there.

I read that you were born in the USA. Are both your parents Iranian? How do you identify yourself culturally, and how do you feal you fit in with other Iranians?