Emulsifide

Mr. Offerman,

I unsuccessfully attempted to obtain your constructive criticism and/or approval of our Ron Swanson Running Club of Michigan attire for the Mustache Dash Detroit 5k running event last November on Twitter (https://twitter.com/Emulsifide/status/530884221246513153). Will you do me the honor now?

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Kristen,

HUGE fan of all of your work. My wife and I were sitting 15 feet away from you when you performed in Detroit for Bob's Burgers Live. You were fantastic!! Quick question. Have you or would you consider participating in a protest and inciting a riot like you do as Louise Belcher?