EltaninAntenna

Reddit will.

this individual stood up directly in front of my desk and grabbed the front lip of the desk top.

I honestly thought this came next:

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

they lose the ability to preform an exorcism?

And the souls they exorcised get repossessed.

Considering his username, it was bound to fall flat.

Reddit is pretty solipsistic in that regard, but I see it as a feature, not a bug. This is not meant to be FB.