Elim_Tain

Read this in G.Gottfried's voice: "You know for a Really Big Dummy you ask surprisingly stupid questions."

You're welcome.

What is the grossest thing you've come across? I'm guessing plenty of poop and vomit from the kiddies; give us something out of the ordinary. I'm guessing some high-class parents having some marital fun in the bouncy house?

Please elaborate? I pace or bob when standing, and I'm notorious for my jiggy leg. Is this what you do? Is it indicative of something specific?

As a raunchy Catholic, what comes out of my mouth and what I actually do with my private parts are two very different things.

Don't forget, by writing milktoast prose you won't offend people, but you sure won't contribute anything meaningful to literature. You'll also bore people, maybe to death?

edit: Corrected spelling of literature. Milktoast stands - it is blander than the exotically spelled "milquetoast"