ElfBingley

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I used to work as a health inspector here in Australia. We usually (99% of the time) did unannounced inspections. However, some restaurants we didn't. Mainly because they were run by ethnic Chinese/Vietnamese with connections to organised crime. Walking in unannounced to a kitchen was very risky as you didn't know what else happened in there.

Did you have any similar experiences?

If it makes you feel any better, here is Piers Morgan being hit repeatedly by a cricket ball

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