ElephantLauncher

Your grampa wrote the only Christmas music that actually makes me like Christmas.

Once again, CeeLo to the rescue.

I'm just gonna pretend your job is taking lots of drugs and screaming "LET THE BEAT DROP" into a microphone on cue while wearing glitter on all your exposed flesh. Because that would be an awesome party princess. This is cool too though.

If I had access to this costume, I'd have a shifty side business making rich dudes drink my pee as a very special dominatrix. Have you ever considered this? I suppose I probably need therapy. Sorry. But really. Answer?

Have you ever seen Up In The Air as an in flight movie? Do they even do those anymore?