Electric_Evil

8 months and 13 days apparently.

Someone i knew had bypass surgery years ago and like you couldn't afford to get the excess skin removed. He negotiated with a local burn center to donate his skin and they paid for it's removal. This was years ago and i don't know if that sort of thing still goes on but it's at least worth investigating.

EDIT: I did a quick search and found a place that does such a procedure. Hopefully you can get some help OP.

https://www.mtf.org/

Hi Kari! I was always a fan of Mythbusters, but the show get much better when the build team was added. Eventually, i become more interested in watching you, Tori and Grant. I couldn't be happier that you guys had your own show picked up. Started watching it last night and it is awesome! I'm so jazzed you guys are back and it's totally focused around you 3. You guys have great chemistry and you make the show really fun. I didn't really have a question in mind when i started typing this, I just sort of wanted to geek out a little bit and tell you how much you 3 mean to me. That said, is there any myth out there that you would never test under any circumstances? Thanks for doing this AMA :)

What would happen when you caught the person?

Well, here's the mission statement for Musculoskeletal Transplant Foundation:

http://www.mtf.org/pdf/broc_Skin_Donation_Bro.pdf