ElectricGears

Did the restaurants as least have good song title based puns for the dish names? That's basically the sole selling point of a restaurant based on a country music band.

Rascal Flapjacks?

Does the faire end up with thousands of leftover legless turkey carcass everyday?

I'm not hearing a no...

I don't know if this idea has already occurred to others, but if a person's reaction depends on both the noise and what they assume is the source; I wonder if it's the auditory equivalent of motion sickness. A mismatch between the spectrum we hear and the spectrum we expect.

Maybe it's like the Uncanny Valley effect because of the similar anger/disgust reaction?

The kids don't need seat-belts, the metal bar a tooth height will protect them.