El_Cochinote

My nephew is a traveling ER nurse. I did an AMA with him while he was staying with me for a few months. Can you confirm the following from your experience? 1. He said about half the people that come into ER are seekers....drug seekers, shelter seekers, etc. 2. They remove something inorganic from somebody's butt at least once per month. I thought it would be more. 3. The most horrific thing he's ever smelled was an obese woman who's hoo-hoo got filled with poo-poo because she couldn't wipe her butt or change diapers and he got to shovel it out with gloved hands. 4. Babies and kids dying ruins their whole day including the docs, etc.

Come on. Really? No comparison. Lafayette all the way. I refuse to even let visitors try American.

I’m an American who has traveled and done business in over 50 countries. If there’s one religious group / culture with whom I can personally and honestly recommend having a sit down, it’s Sikhs. Wonderful people, fascinating and very accepting religion and I’ve never met a Sikh anywhere in the world who is a shitty person. I’m dumbfounded and enraged every time Sikhs are confused with any other religion. Next time you see or encounter a Sikh, strike up a conversation. You’ll have a friend in no time.

Nothing out of a butt? Wow. He said it was a once of month thing. I thought it would be weekly at least. Funniest one was a guy who lubed up one of those aluminum cigar cases (not a dildo) and it went up way too far. They were going to sedate him to get it out so they called his emergency contact who was his wife. She arrives at the ER absolutely furious which is kind of understandable since her husband stuck something up his patoot. She pulls back the curtain and starts screaming at him "AGAIN? REALLY? YOU FUCKING DID IT AGAIN?" Apparently, this wasn't their first butthole rodeo.

Can anyone fix crazy?