ElPlywood

What a horrible AMA.

How may handlers are surrounding her crafting her carefully worded responses?

Less than a dozen questions answered in an hour is garbage.

While Quebeckers support Quebec films, why do you think it is that there are so few quality films from the rest of Canada, and why don't more Canadian films get any traction in Canadian theatres?

You're from Three Rivers? I grew up in Shawinigan and in basketball we used to always lose to some school down there called something like De La Salle who had this 6 foot 10 guy. You and I are close in age - DID YOU KNOW THAT GUY, DENIS? He was the tallest guy in town!

Sir:

You played a Maitre D in a Law and Order episode back in 1998.

Do you confirm or deny that there's a secret underground society of actors who have appeared on Law and Order and its hundreds of spin offs over the years, and that secret society's membership numbers in the tens of thousands, and that society controls every aspect of the the television industry?

Where do you write? Got an office at home? How many hours a day did you usually spend on it? How many drafts until everybody said OK LET'S GO?

LONDON QUESTIONS:

Did you ever cut the roof of your mouth on a sharp nacho chip at Joe Kool's?

Did you ever smash a plastic shooter glass on your head at the Bav Tav?

Did you use fake ID to get into the Ceeps?