ElNido

Are you the taint tickler of the jellyfish breeding blog?

More than one kind of burning sensation.

At what point do you call mint liquors icy hot?

Damn that was hard to read.

"HES GAY GET HIM!"

"Oh wait he's blind? That checks in with my morality, let him through boys."

Nothing against Mel B here, but I was so fucking excited for a second thinking it was Brooks.

I get the clippers, but peeing on myself?