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Maybe his wife's name is Anita.

I don't think I know, nor do I intend to find out.

From then on every time we’re sitting around watching a movie or whatever, and my stomach growls, I’d rub my belly and go “man, I’m starving” then casually glance at my edible buddy.

Yeah, try being unnaturally good at guitar too.

Some days you could say you're an oral hygienist.