EggMcFuckin

I'm going to pose to you the same question I asked Alton Brown on his AMA recently because I'd love to hear your answer too.

Assume you have the power to remove one of the following things from the face of the Earth forever:

• Pumpkin-spiced things
• Truffle oil

Which one are you choosing and why?

One of your pieces of advice on the famous index card is to never buy individual securities. However, I have seen some of the most risk-averse, financially-savvy people I know break this rule without hesitation.

So my question is, why do you think this is such a hard piece of advice for people to follow? What would you say to them to try to convince them to change their way of thinking?

What is your favorite comeback story of all time? Besides Kim Kardashian, of course.

Assume you have the power to permanently remove one of the following from the face of the earth, forever:

• "Pumpkin Spiced" things
• Truffle oil

Which one are you choosing?