EdtheSock777

Was just this moment talking with fellow Canadian comedy hero Tom Green about maybe doing something together. What do you guys think, want to see that?

So far I'm impressed, good questions all around. Not surprising. My audience has always been smarter than average, and not just because you watch me. One of the reasons I quit Muchmusic was management put in a new edict that the audience was too stupid to remember anything older than 3 months ago, so don't reference anything beyond that. They told me "our viewers are stupid and just want sh*t, so we're just going to give them sh*t". That's a direct quote. I wasn't going to dumb-down, and they were vindictive morons, so I left.

Best? Mostly liked all of them pretty well. Nickelback really knew how to roll with the jokes. I don't know if you've heard of them, they're a Canadian band, but nobody you know has ever bought their albums.

Also Avril Lavigne - I did her first interview ever, when nobody else wanted to because she was an unknown. Had a great rapport ever after.

Crash Test Dummies - Brad got really high before an interview and snotted on his own face. Then once did a live interview with me where he said that his favourite magazine was "Shaved Asian". Management was not happy. I was.

Cheap ones. I'm in Canadian media. Cigars aren't cheap.

Three things I don't want to be asked:

- do you have problems with lint?

- do you use dryer sheets?

- do you have a brother lost in the dryer?

These are all alleged 'humour' based in my ethnicity and, additionally, stupid.