3 is funny and sad at the same time.

because the squad of assassins she hired to kill him because she was almost positive he was cheating could not be called off in time. She, in her guilt, refused to pay the other half of the funds for the hit squad. She soon disappeared without a trace.

could you elaborate on this? 1) Why would he need the ambulance and 2) why would this shit head get one before you or your mother?

3 .... ouch :( poor woman.

or /r/fifthworldproblems