Ed_is_on_Reddit

I really enjoyed reading this.

I'd say you'd probably post to /r/pics with a title along the lines of:

I'm the 25 year old cancer patient who recently woke up in hospital unable to move or speak. Here is an update on the tattoo I promised I'd get.

Then you could link back to this IAmA in the comments of that post. Enough people have seen this IAmA for that to work just fine I'd say.

Not sure you can get contact lenses thick enough

Reading a novel written by you and hearing your voice in my head would be amazing.

Ooops. I still stand by what I said though!