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Hello. I've spent several minutes composing this theory.

MH370:

On the day of March 8th, 2014, Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 seemed to have disappeared off the face of the Earth. Since the mysterious disappearance, countless numbers of theories have surfaced up; Hijacking, Fire, Shoot-Down, Cyberattacks, etc. However, none of these theories have been confirmed; Because they're not right. The truth behind Flight 370 can be solved by one word: Banana

After countless minutes of connecting links and theories, the word Banana surfaced up more than any others.

The single word of 'Banana' has exactly 6 letters. '6 letters' is two words. 6 divided by 2? Well, that's the wonderful number of 3. In the flight's name: MH-3-70.

The plural of 'Banana' is 'Bananas' which is now seven letters. MH3-7-0

Have you ever looked at a 'J'? If you ask me, that seems to look like a Banana. From the letter J is Jihad, where J acts as the first letter. Jihadists can easily be connected to the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001. During that day, the Pentagon was hit by a plane. 'Pentagon', which is 8 letters. The 8th letter of alphabet? H. M-H-370

Now, let's take the numbers of letters in Banana (6) and the second number of MH370: 7. 6+7? M is the thirteenth letter in the alphabet. -M-H370

As the ancient Romans said, 'Screw off 0'. Nowadays, zero is a placeholder and could be undefined. MH37-0-

One question now, where is the plane? 'Banana' is an English word. Which means only the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, The Netherlands, Israel, Sierra Leone, Denmark, Ireland, Singapore, New Zealand, Liberia, Trinidad and Tobago, Guyana, Suriname, Malta, Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Vanuatu, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Grenada, Isle of Man, Northern Mariana Islands, Antigua and Barbuda, Bermuda, Dominica, and Angulia are suspects. The list of countries were those with an 80% English speaking population.

From Flight 370's last contact, Singapore and Australia are the only countries in the fuel range. Singapore, where agriculture is at 0%, is out of question, so Australia is left. Australia has been one of the leading countries to find 370, perhaps to cover up their accident. 'Australia' is nine letters. Nine letters? Well, subtract 'Banana' from Australia and you get three. It all connects back.

Now there's one question left, how was it downed? The most logical theory from here is an Australian choking the pilots with several Bananas . Aboard the aircraft were six citizens of Australia. Six citizens, six letters in Banana. 2 six's. 6 divided by 2? It equals back up to three.

TLDR: Six Australians choked the pilots of Malaysian Flight 370 with bananas.

Now, on a scare of 0-10, 0 being I'm batshit crazy, 10 being solidly true, what would you rate my theory?

I thought knowing was half the battle. Huh.