Eat_a_Bullet

Larry King was a child when the Dead Sea was still getting sick.

Sorry, I think I'm extra confused. He was a pedophile, and he was cheating on you?

In for a penny, in for a pound, I guess.

Did you know

As a lifelong fan of baseball, I can tell you that any question posed to Jose Canseco that starts with "Did you know" will be answered in the negative. He's one of the dumbest players of all time, and there's no shortage of competition.

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That's why I store all of my money inside my penis. It's much harder for attackers to get their hand in there.