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EPluribusUnumIdiota73 karma

This is why I love Costco. I like the savings, don't get me wrong, but it's the fact they offer a fair and honest compensation to their employees that keeps me coming back to buy a membership. At the risk of sounding stupid, I don't even cash the checks they send me at the end of the year for spending over the membership, or whatever the checks are for, not sure, but I don't cash them because it's my hope the money goes back into the company and they can continue to be such a great employer. I once walked into a Sams Club, never again.

EPluribusUnumIdiota48 karma

I work in an area in DC that has a lot of restaurants and regularly walk past guys delivering kegs on the sidewalk. I'm always tempted to say something stupid like that but never have. There's still time though, now that I'm a dad the stupid jokes and lack of concern for how I might appear to strangers are on the rise! Sorry in advance.

EPluribusUnumIdiota27 karma

Freakin' sofa, man. A few months ago there was a sofa, L shaped but the sofa pulled out to match up with the L arm part to make it a bed. My kids loved this damn sofa, they're only 3 and 5, but man they were all over it and kept asking if we could buy it. Thing was I just bought a sofa, $3k for a leather job that is uncomfortable as hell. So, I'm thinking we could buy this for the game room, but I don't own a truck so I'll have to borrow a friend's truck tomorrow. Good, I can now foresee my many naps on this damn sofa from the gods. Next day I borrow a truck and go to Costco to get the sofa...only, it's gone, entirely, everything's gone, as if it never existed.

EPluribusUnumIdiota26 karma

Why are the puke container so goddamn small?

EPluribusUnumIdiota20 karma

That's it, when I get home I'm burying my "GO AWAY" doormat to confuse an archeologist in 2092.