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Fuck the stabbing...what's the story behind your username? Did you slip and fall penis first on some kid?

Why did you do canibus like that? Or your charity? Or this ama? Nevermind don't answer those questions. FUCK you.

When I was like 12 or 13 I went to the Arnold classic. I was so excited to see a lot of famous people and body builders. Even had my handheld camera to capture the memories. When I got to your booth I was excited because it was the first time I'd ever seen "the hulk" in person. I walked up to try to ask you a question to capture it forever on film...it would've been awesome. Instead you shoved your hand in my face to block the camera and said "you're selling pictures for 10 dollars so get outta here with that. My picture is not free". I was crushed. How could the hulk do that to a kid? Then I stood about 15-20 feet away from your booth and aimed the camera at you. I zoomed in on the glare you were giving me for still filming you. At that moment, when it was zoomed in all the way on your Bitch face, I made my decision. If I ever see you again I'm going to punch you right in your face. I will show you what you made.

I don't think he has the highest paying job in the world...being in prison and all.

My co worker Marcus just transferred to Minnesota, say hi to him for me.

On a side note, why would you want to get a route and a half done before a regular gets 3/4 of one done?

Just so you understand...regulars will hate you for this. It's not about looking good or helping out your supervisors numbers. You won't make regular any faster, if anything it will make you STAY a cca longer because they will get rid of routes and merge them if they see it can be done by less people. That means no need for a cca. I've seen it happen.

Remember this advice because it's very important : You may be able to get it done early, but don't. Get it done on time. You're not in this for a day. This isn't a Sprint, it's a marathon. Think about running like you're doing now...25 years from now. All your doing is hurting yourself. When/if you get injured the post office won't care. They care about numbers. If you can't get your numbers they will try to force you into retirement. I've been doing this for 10 years and already needing a surgery for a broken foot, trust me, they don't care about you if you're not making them look good.