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ELEMENTALITYNES1307 karma

Lmao oops accidentally got another Master's degree

ELEMENTALITYNES304 karma

Hii OP not sure if you remember me but I was just going home through the park late at night after work when three DANGEROUS pick up artists tried to pick me up and have their way with me when you so bravely intervened. You said "BEGONE YOU VILE WICKED CHADBEASTS" and whipped some poems at them, while tipping your fedora all in one fell swoop. "M'lady" and continued on working on your poems. My question is, will u b my senpai?

ELEMENTALITYNES106 karma

INB4 beaten to death for vandalizing a federal building or some other bullshit they can come up with

ELEMENTALITYNES36 karma

When you say the stool looks bloody, is it blood in the actual stool/does it look like “coffee grounds”? Or does it look more red?

ELEMENTALITYNES18 karma

Is she holding an insulin pen in that second photo? Or a meat thermometer or something?