DysprosiumJudas

What's the secret behind the pedestrian signals? It is usually whenever the left turners pass your crosswalk, but this is not 100% always reliable. Why are there sometimes extra left turns that you don't get to walk after?

What's your favorite song by Kaizers Orchestra? What do you think of the fact that they are increasingly becoming the most well-known non-metal band from Norway in the West?

Tyrone Slothrop?

Has any child ever gotten deeply serious whilst on your lap? As in, like, "what do you want for christmas" -> "i want my mommy back." Tears and all that. If so, how do you handle it?