DysenteryFairy

Just like his car

I'm only a tiny bit in but if this is what I'm in for I'm quite excited.

"They even say my books are packed with banal and superfluous description, thought the 5ft 9in man."

When you get cheese caught in your zipper, do you have a tendency to mash or flick it out?

Edit: I'm unsure of what happened here...