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I measure mine from as far up my butt as I can get the wooden ruler.

"Alright class, lets go outside and I'll teach you the formula for proper willy measurement. If you didn't bring a willy to school today then you'll need to buddy up with someone who did."

Some people apparently don't know how to use google and believe that GMO refers exclusively to specifically injecting DNA into an organism.

These same people probably intentionally infected their own kids with chicken pox, which permanently changes the DNA in the cells of the nervous system. Their child will forever be a human / virus hybrid.

Sure, there's a vaccine for chicken pox now but we're talking about the anti-GMO crowd here.

Sometimes there is no right answer, just the least wrong.

What grinds your gear the most about the industry?