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Draws-attention172 karma

She needs to see proof of flaccidity...

Draws-attention119 karma

Every time I see the abbreviation "atm," I read it as "ass to mouth..."

Draws-attention71 karma

What do you mean, formerly know as? What happened to everyone's favourite duck fucker?!

Edit: Me not English good.

Draws-attention33 karma

I've said it before; if you are wondering if you should go to the doctor, you should go to the doctor.

Draws-attention25 karma

I just imagine floating between all those models, thinking it's all cool, then they all turn and look at you with judgmental expressions. That would creep me out...