Draskuul

Regarding number 2, the only novels I presently narrate are of the pop-up variety.

I'm now crossing my fingers to find you performing Go The Fuck to Sleep on Youtube....even LeVar Burton did it!

Hey, at least it isn't come Early Access crap!

"Well, gee Adam, I don't know. I would prefer if we ran some tests first."

"So first we need to construct some baby walrus analogs."

Granted there have been some decent early access games, like Besiege.

But unfortunately whenever I hear the term I think of WarZ. I think the whole "early access" thing came about specifically because of WarZ. Released in an unplayable state, so many problems most of us got a refund on it. When they finally came around to being re-released the stench around the name was so bad they renamed the whole thing. Apparently it kept the stink.

In a sad way it does make sense. Imagine this same scenario, except for humans instead of animals. That is basically what Mother Theresa did with her "Homes for the Dying."