Dr_Turkey

Dear Fenoxo,

Sorry for breaking your website.

Love, Reddit.

PS: Congratulations on your success!

I don't have a question for you (not yet at least) however I do have a request as somebody from a Muslim/Arab family:

Would you kindly inform your students that God can still hear them if they curse in English instead of Arabic, and that having a conversation in Arabic with English curse words randomly interjected is causing them to get all sorts of weird looks? It would be greatly appreciated.

Edit: OK since I seem to have struck a nerve with some people, I'm talking about the Muslims who think that cursing is wrong but it's some how ok if it's in English. Yes these people exist and yes I had to use the word God because that's the reason they don't curse. I personally have no problem with cursing, I do it all the time, I just hate talking to somebody in Arabic and having people look at us weird because the only parts of the conversation they understand are "fuck" and "shit".

Grind the "throw money at strippers option until you run out of money, then buy all the drinks from the barkeep.

Something here seems off

Yeah I'll admit the "god can't hear them" bit was from a stand up comedian I heard some time ago. I'll see if I can't find the bit, it was when comedy central had some kind of middle eastern stand up special I think.

The pissing a bunch of people off was an unexpected (though admittedly amusing) side affect to my plagiarism.